人人有本用

前台小姐：“Hello.” 老外：“Hi.” 前台小姐：“You have what thing？” 老外：“Can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“If I not speak english, I am speaking what？” 老外：“Can anybody else speak english？” 前台小姐：“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！” 老外：“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？” 前台小姐：“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？” 老外：“I want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“Head not zai. You tomorrow come   。

再灌~

典型的Chinglish

起码听力不错:s::s::s::s: