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one day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel,in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her "I wanna two pieces". She say "Go to the toilet". I say "you don't understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate". She say to me: "you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fock. I tell her "I wanna a fock" and she
tella me : "everyone wanna fuck". I tella her " you don't undertsand
me...I wanna fock on the table". She say : "you better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch."

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him "I wanna a sheet". he tell me to
Go the toilet. I say "you don't understand I wanna a sheet on
my bed". He say:"you better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch".

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said " peace on you".and I say : " Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth". I gonna back to Italy!

路过 俺是文盲

我也路过

Originally posted by jmh007 at 2004-3-17 07:47 PM: 呵呵，前年在欧洲听个德国同事讲过的，是比较好笑:s:

sonnawabitch哥哥，虾米意思:(

[ Last edited by jmh007 on 2004-3-17 at 09:44 PM ]

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