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似风无痕 - 2004/1/13 15:43:00
昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:
    
    前台小姐:“Hello.”
    
    老外:“Hi.”
    
    前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
    
    老外:“Can you speak english?”
    
    前台小姐:“If I not speak english, I am speaking what?”
    
    老外:“Can anybody else speak english?”
    
    前台小姐:“You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”
    
    老外:“Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?”
    
    前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?”
    
    老外:“I want to speak to your head.”
    
    前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!”
dido - 2004/1/13 19:43:00
强,比我说的溜呢:n32::n32:
stephen421 - 2004/1/13 20:41:00
哇~真搞笑~
coobain - 2004/1/13 21:02:00
水。。。。
jevons - 2004/1/13 22:45:00
是啊,一般老外不会说"what did you say"的,就是说"say waht?"的
已然神经 - 2004/1/14 0:02:00
操。我看见英语就来气。
:n19:
嘉禾西子 - 2004/1/14 0:17:00
:s::s::s::s:
強。。。。。。。。。。。
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