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true1 - 2003/7/7 16:07:00
三字经


人之初:At the beginning of life.
> >  性本善:Sex is good.
> >  性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.
> >  习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
> >  
> >  苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.
> >  性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
> >  教之道:The way of learning it
> >  贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
> >  
> >  昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
> >  择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
> >  子不学:If you dont study hard,
> >  断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
> >  
> >  窦燕山: Dou, the Famous
> >  有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
> >  教五子 All his five son took it
> >  名俱扬 and their sexual ability were well-known.
> >  
> >  养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
> >  父之过 It is all your fault.
> >  教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
> >  师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
> >  
> >  子不学 You may refuse to study this
> >  非所宜 but that is a real mistake
> >  幼不学 If you don't learn it in childhood,
> >  老何倚 you will lose your ability when aged
> >  
> >  玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,
> >  不成器 It won't become hard and strong.
> >  人不学 If you don't learn sex,
> >  不知义 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness
sugus1119 - 2003/7/7 16:10:00
:cool:是谁翻的啊?有意思!!!
小眼睛蛆 - 2003/7/7 16:51:00
sex is good :s:
zen_qi - 2003/7/7 16:59:00
all the sex is same!同感!!!!
非你不娶 - 2003/7/7 19:17:00
看到如此翻译,偶实在无言以对!世界之大,真是高手倍出啊~~~~!!

彻底将我给征服了~~哈哈哈~~
金蝉子 - 2003/7/7 21:48:00
看到小时侯被强背过的东西被糟蹋成这样子,我狂笑不止!!:s::s::s::s:
呸呸 - 2003/7/8 0:03:00
:)好有知识!
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