人人有本用

从河南来一患者，需住院手术治疗，按规定对他进行流行病学调查：                    
你是怎末来的？                                                              
坐火车。                                                                        
是第几次车、第几车箱、几号座位？                                                
俺买的是没座位的票。                                                            
没座位？                                                                        
不信你看，这是车票。                                                            
那你在哪呆着呢？                                                                
俺一会儿换一座位？                                                              
你说什末？                                                                      
车厢里就俺一个人，俺也不想老换座位，可是列车员一会儿就消一次毒，                
老让俺换位置。

这叫笑话？？？
怒！！