环球小姐决赛最后一题
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> Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in
> your country?
> 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
> gentlemen.
> 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
> 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
> (Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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> Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
> Bullfight or
> Toro(Bull)
> 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
> Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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> Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your
> country?
> 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our
> country are like
> gossip or rumors.
> 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
> (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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> Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> 问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
> 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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> Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
> labourers.
> 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
> (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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> Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
> male organ in your country?
> 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are
> like Proton
> car.
> 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
> (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
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> Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in
> your country?
> 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
> Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is
> very Kiasu
> (Afraid to lose).
> 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
> Question: How can you say so?
> 问：为什么呢？
> Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes
> before the
> show is over.
> 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
> Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
> (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
